The Liberal Policestate of Neu Katzlandia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Zheng Zuo Yeet with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.976 billion Neu Katzlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katzburg. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Neu Katzlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,441 trillion Shags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,244 Shags, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, children on trains ask what the weird-looking billboards with arrows are for, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and internal strife within the Red Bloc crumbles in the face of fiery rhetoric. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neu Katzlandia's national animal is the Shag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shagism.

Neu Katzlandia is ranked 271,821^st in the world and 3^rd in The Celtic Union of Celticae for Safest, scoring 9.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.